Username: FelixQThompsonJoin date: 2024-12-25 (1 year ago)Last online: 2025-02-23 (1 year ago)Posts: 36Replies: 40Points: 215Bio: A lover of porn since the early 2000s. Pay for your porn, people! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/felixqthompson.bsky.social
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Review of Mermaids: The Last Seaman
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Look, if you're going to do a mermaid cosplay, you need to make a seaman vs semen reference in the title. That's just the law.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Look, if you're going to do a mermaid cosplay, you need to make a seaman vs semen reference in the title. That's just the law.
Reply by sarahthuman (1 year ago)got to appreciate good word play
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Review of Teacher's Pet: Kendra Spade Takes Revenge on Teacher Dee Williams
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Dee Williams is of course wonderful in this (a true icon). But I really love Kendra Spade's dry delivery. The way she tosses out commands is almost comically straightforward. Really great stuff.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Dee Williams is of course wonderful in this (a true icon). But I really love Kendra Spade's dry delivery. The way she tosses out commands is almost comically straightforward. Really great stuff.
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Review of Pranked & Stuck For Sneaky Fucks
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)I'm not entirely sure they fully explore the "dildo on a roomba" concept that they introduce. A lot of lost potential in that arena.Also, every time they cut to under the bed and you could see that they had to add blocks to the legs of the bed frame to fit the camera and Abigaiil Morris under the bed, it looked very precarious. I was honestly nervous everything would collapse.Still, super hot stuff.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)I'm not entirely sure they fully explore the "dildo on a roomba" concept that they introduce. A lot of lost potential in that arena.Also, every time they cut to under the bed and you could see that they had to add blocks to the legs of the bed frame to fit the camera and Abigaiil Morris under the bed, it looked very precarious. I was honestly nervous everything would collapse.Still, super hot stuff.
1 like received
Review of Angela White Begs to Suffer For Her Master in Metal Bondage
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)In the interview at the beginning, Angela White talks about how shaving her head is a hard no because it would interfere with her image and I totally understand that. However, Angela White with a shaved head would fix me in ways I can't describe. Such a shame! Still, it's Angela White, this video is crazy hot.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)In the interview at the beginning, Angela White talks about how shaving her head is a hard no because it would interfere with her image and I totally understand that. However, Angela White with a shaved head would fix me in ways I can't describe. Such a shame! Still, it's Angela White, this video is crazy hot.
Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)Wow! I hadn't realize she had ever done scenes with kink.com before!Someone should really put me in bondage and shave my head etc.
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Review of She Likes A Big Load
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)It's fascinating to me that in what feels like the last few years, studios like Brazzers have started opening scenes with like 1 or 2 fake cumshot scenarios. Like, the first 5 minutes are scenes where the guy shoots a big, fake load or two and then the last 20-25 minutes is just a typical sex scene. And then it's not uncommon for THAT typical sex scene to end in a fake creampie or something. I don't really feel one way or another about it, just interesting to see it becoming so common place.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)It's fascinating to me that in what feels like the last few years, studios like Brazzers have started opening scenes with like 1 or 2 fake cumshot scenarios. Like, the first 5 minutes are scenes where the guy shoots a big, fake load or two and then the last 20-25 minutes is just a typical sex scene. And then it's not uncommon for THAT typical sex scene to end in a fake creampie or something. I don't really feel one way or another about it, just interesting to see it becoming so common place.
Reply by Titania (1 year ago)yeah i noticed that a lot w/ adulttime scenes too. its esp notable at the intro sequences to the "oopsies" series, not necessarily a bad thing, just fascinating
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Review of Severe Semen Backup
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Had I known this was a potential medical issue, I would have used this to get out of school so many times! Xev Bellringer, as always, is super fun and sexy in this video. She never disappoints.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Had I known this was a potential medical issue, I would have used this to get out of school so many times! Xev Bellringer, as always, is super fun and sexy in this video. She never disappoints.
1 like received
Review of BiKiNi BREEDiNG WITH GWEN ADORA
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)I love Gwen Adora. I love Little Puck. I love breeding kink. I love Gwen Adora and Little Puck and breeding kink.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)I love Gwen Adora. I love Little Puck. I love breeding kink. I love Gwen Adora and Little Puck and breeding kink.
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Review of My Girlfriend's Sister is a Freak
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)There's a moment at the end of this where the girlfriend character has to basically accidentally pull down the shower curtain rod and get tangled in the curtain while Dan Damage and Natasha Nice escape before being caught. I really appreciate the actress' commitment in selling the curtain attack because that's not easy. A true professional.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)There's a moment at the end of this where the girlfriend character has to basically accidentally pull down the shower curtain rod and get tangled in the curtain while Dan Damage and Natasha Nice escape before being caught. I really appreciate the actress' commitment in selling the curtain attack because that's not easy. A true professional.
2 likes received
Review of In search of the perfect package
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)The first porno I ever saw was a "The Graduate" spoof (it was called "Infidelity") on the Spice Network. It had Nina Hartley as the Mrs. Robinson character. I was instantly hooked and when I saw her in "Boogie Nights" I was blown away that a porn star could be in a "real" movie. Anyway, Nina Hartley has always been a legend and this clip was my first experience with her on the internet. I usually prefer her film work to her internet stuff, but she's always great regardless.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)The first porno I ever saw was a "The Graduate" spoof (it was called "Infidelity") on the Spice Network. It had Nina Hartley as the Mrs. Robinson character. I was instantly hooked and when I saw her in "Boogie Nights" I was blown away that a porn star could be in a "real" movie. Anyway, Nina Hartley has always been a legend and this clip was my first experience with her on the internet. I usually prefer her film work to her internet stuff, but she's always great regardless.
Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)A true porn legend! I still have Nina Hartley's Guide To Great Sex During Pregnancy on my computer (pregnant Tiffany Mynx is stunning)!
Reply by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)"pregnant Tiffany Mynx" is my sleeper activation phrase that results in me becoming irresponsibly horny.
Reply by CatTreeDreamCar (1 year ago)One of my earliest porn memories is watching "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ" that had Ron Jeremy, Seymour Butts, and Nina Hartley showing oral techniques. She was going down on Sunny Lane and while I don't know if I actually absorbed anything, but I think about it all the time.
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Review of Thicc & Thiccer
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Having a roommate seems complicated. But also worth it! Jadynn Stone is crazy hot and I could watch her read the phonebook and still get hard.
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Having a roommate seems complicated. But also worth it! Jadynn Stone is crazy hot and I could watch her read the phonebook and still get hard.
1 like received
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