Username: swampertJoin date: 2024-12-21 (1 year ago)Last online: 2026-05-11 (3 days ago)Posts: 14Replies: 2Points: 145Bio: transgender pervert and girls enthusiast
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Review of Sucking Cock For The Sorority
Posted by swampert (4 months ago)this one had plot twists!! i never expected mia to be eliminated from the competition so early! like... maybe too early?? it was kind of funny how she just becomes a complete non-focus after- wait no i've just went back she is actually masturbating in the corner in one scene! the description didn't lie! but it did kind of feel like when you have to scroll through the scary video to find which frame slenderman appeared in.
Posted by swampert (4 months ago)this one had plot twists!! i never expected mia to be eliminated from the competition so early! like... maybe too early?? it was kind of funny how she just becomes a complete non-focus after- wait no i've just went back she is actually masturbating in the corner in one scene! the description didn't lie! but it did kind of feel like when you have to scroll through the scary video to find which frame slenderman appeared in.
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Review of MIAB-526
Posted by swampert (5 months ago)hmmmm it seems i can no longer add scenes from javtrailers.... okay well let's do this the old fashioned way for now. miab-526 is pretty stellar but almost lost me when the guy actually got to have sex with her - thank god that was just a dream! talk about what could've been an instant fantasy ruiner! i do love his absolute sadsack faces throughout this, real pathetic wet cat energy, and kitamura is of course doing incredible work as the unattainable hot neighbor
Posted by swampert (5 months ago)hmmmm it seems i can no longer add scenes from javtrailers.... okay well let's do this the old fashioned way for now. miab-526 is pretty stellar but almost lost me when the guy actually got to have sex with her - thank god that was just a dream! talk about what could've been an instant fantasy ruiner! i do love his absolute sadsack faces throughout this, real pathetic wet cat energy, and kitamura is of course doing incredible work as the unattainable hot neighbor
Reply by BoringKate (5 months ago)Thanks for the heads up!I fixed javtrailers scraping (it was a quick and easy fix, but unfortunately now it's super slow and reliant on third party service just like scraping scenes from evil angels etc), added the movie to the database, and then used my godlike admin powers to retroactively attach your review to it :3
Reply by swampert (5 months ago)wow! i always hoped to discover there was a benevolent god out there using her powers for pornly good, thank you!
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Review of Dedicated Gooner
Posted by swampert (5 months ago)great clip with an incredible thesis: jerking off more makes you a better and more admirable person! this is so true!! sort of a "the nerds of today will be the ceos of tomorrow" style statement for people who aren't invested in capitalism and are invested in hot women calling them losers and good boys at the same time (which, sure, i'm a good girl, but that doesn't mean i can't fetishize getting called a good boy! i'm multiface- WAIT review cancelled i just noticed the complete flowers of evil collection in the background. immediate 11/10 stars, oshimi fans stay gooning
Posted by swampert (5 months ago)great clip with an incredible thesis: jerking off more makes you a better and more admirable person! this is so true!! sort of a "the nerds of today will be the ceos of tomorrow" style statement for people who aren't invested in capitalism and are invested in hot women calling them losers and good boys at the same time (which, sure, i'm a good girl, but that doesn't mean i can't fetishize getting called a good boy! i'm multiface- WAIT review cancelled i just noticed the complete flowers of evil collection in the background. immediate 11/10 stars, oshimi fans stay gooning
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Review of Sweet Pussy Juice
Posted by swampert (11 months ago)the ongoing bit about them wanting to cool down from the heat by purchasing a hot tub is pretty good. the sex here is whatever but its hard for me to not appreciate such a bimbocore performance from abigaiil morris and lily lou
Posted by swampert (11 months ago)the ongoing bit about them wanting to cool down from the heat by purchasing a hot tub is pretty good. the sex here is whatever but its hard for me to not appreciate such a bimbocore performance from abigaiil morris and lily lou
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Review of Clueless And Horny As Fuck Part 2
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)i think my brain somehow forgot trans women existed after the highly cisgender slop i've been wading through so this left me feeling quite refreshed. cheerleaders and "vaguely goth" girls! the two most powerful classes of people!
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)i think my brain somehow forgot trans women existed after the highly cisgender slop i've been wading through so this left me feeling quite refreshed. cheerleaders and "vaguely goth" girls! the two most powerful classes of people!
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Review of Life Of A Bimbo
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)this is frustratingly Just Fine!! i think i need to stop being bamboozled by quirky little premises... a woman who can't get away from bimbo incidents is such a powerful concept, unfortunately wasted on this which is basically just one very stationary fucking. also i didn't realize savannah bond was australian and got jumpscared so i had to hide under my blankets for the whole thing ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ⑅₎ა
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)this is frustratingly Just Fine!! i think i need to stop being bamboozled by quirky little premises... a woman who can't get away from bimbo incidents is such a powerful concept, unfortunately wasted on this which is basically just one very stationary fucking. also i didn't realize savannah bond was australian and got jumpscared so i had to hide under my blankets for the whole thing ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ⑅₎ა
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Review of Porn Logic
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)very cute! porn is silly and it's fun to make silly porn. also, just being real, the "porniness" of porn is often one of the hotter things about it, the like... Unreality. the world contorts itself to just be about hyper-stylized sex! that's amazing!
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)very cute! porn is silly and it's fun to make silly porn. also, just being real, the "porniness" of porn is often one of the hotter things about it, the like... Unreality. the world contorts itself to just be about hyper-stylized sex! that's amazing!
Reply by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Angela White is genuinely very funny in this. When she does the "watching you" fingers and then follows it up with a bird imitation? Hilarious stuff.
Reply by CatTreeDreamCar (1 year ago)I was also going to mention the "watching you" bit. It's incredible. Also I wish Brazzers would do this every year for April Fool's. Clown on the current trends more often.
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Review of American Bimbo Part 4 - Conservative MILF
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)and so the american bimbo saga comes to an end... (for now?) well, this one was fine! mostly saved by the fact that london river is incredibly attractive
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)and so the american bimbo saga comes to an end... (for now?) well, this one was fine! mostly saved by the fact that london river is incredibly attractive
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Review of American Bimbo Part 3 - Girlboss
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)a lot of the same problem for me as part one, ended up being a little boring... and if you can't even give your fairy bimbo a thank you kiss for helping you do office sex then like. what are we even doing here
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)a lot of the same problem for me as part one, ended up being a little boring... and if you can't even give your fairy bimbo a thank you kiss for helping you do office sex then like. what are we even doing here
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Review of American Bimbo Part 2 - Gamer Girl
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)this is a LOT better than part 1 i think!! i really liked the whole "teaching you to be a slut" angle, abigaiil morris continues to be incredibly hot, and the part where xander corvus just goes and lies down at the couch at the end like his batteries died is so funny. there is like... a definite off-the-wall eroticism to the idea of bringing a toy to life and it immediately being like "alright now you're my fuckdoll." like that's very presumptuous, my friend!hopefully one day my fairy godbimbo appears to tf me...
Posted by swampert (1 year ago)this is a LOT better than part 1 i think!! i really liked the whole "teaching you to be a slut" angle, abigaiil morris continues to be incredibly hot, and the part where xander corvus just goes and lies down at the couch at the end like his batteries died is so funny. there is like... a definite off-the-wall eroticism to the idea of bringing a toy to life and it immediately being like "alright now you're my fuckdoll." like that's very presumptuous, my friend!hopefully one day my fairy godbimbo appears to tf me...
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