
Review of
The Florist 2Posted by
sarahthuman (1 year ago)
aww I have the same dildo as the sky blue one except mine is pink its fun big but not too big and tastes alright for any oral fun. Makes me feel I chose well. Also emmaescapes is very cute

Review of
Belle BottomPosted by
BoringKate (1 year ago)
Iconic.
I watched a Lifetime biopic about her with a girl like a year ago (as you do) (this is the type of junk you'll be subjected to if you ever hang out with me) and went into it absolutely sure that she had been kicked out of her school (not "just" harassed) for doing porn (it was like the one thing I knew about her other than that I had seen a couple of her scenes back when she was performing), but I guess I had merged my memory of her with another porno college girl because that didn't happen.
Anyways.
Who do you think should play me when they make a Lifetime movie about me?

Reply by
sarahthuman (1 year ago)
you should definitely play yourself but change which way you part your hair and an exaggerated accent of your choosing also be your own stunt double with slightly different glasses

Review of
Whipped & TapedPosted by
gooncultist (1 year ago)
this was the very first kink dot cum scene i ever watched. revisiting it now for the first time in 19 years, i'm still blown away by annie cruz, truly goated even among the elite lineup kink had in the early days

Review of
Gia Derza projectile squirts during her anal drillingPosted by
BoringKate (1 year ago)
I added support for bang dot com the other day, so I can give this scene a shout out now! This was the first scene that got me to really take notice of Gia Derza (tho I'd definitely seen her in at least one other thing before it)! She's such a babe and such a freak (which I mean positively)!
I which I could fist myself. The hole is willing, but my back is not. I'm just not the most flexible slut around lol.

Review of
Val's 1st Porniversary- Cake²Posted by
gooncultist (1 year ago)
what every cakesitting scene wishes it could be. sure there's the usual twerking on a cake and it's crazy hot and i've cum to it ~100 times since this was released but there's also a cakeslime blowjob and fucking on top of it and smearing it all around. they really do use every part of the cake until it's reduced to sugary blue mush. the only tragedy is that val didn't make any sequels

Review of
Candy Ass BitchPosted by
gooncultist (1 year ago)
the big studios don't release much WAM so i'm forced to settle for these types of WAM-adjacent scenes. i always liked this one, it's slick and messy and has lots of extreme closeups of k-rose's ass which make it feel like a more modern scene. also appreciate that they put real effort into the set instead of just shooting it on a couch in the traditional brazzerslop style

Review of
HOW DO YOU CUM SO MUCHPosted by
gooncultist (1 year ago)
transcendental masterpiece. everyone loves to say porn is art but this actually has structure & pacing & complex editing & an incredibly based message
also rayray's balls holy shit

Reply by
Max (1 year ago)
Ikr I watched this twice, it’s like a video essay

Review of
Chloe, Alexa And Summer Prove Drooling Blondes Have More FunPosted by
BoringKate (1 year ago)
Same crop top! I have the "she's a pervert" one!
I wish I had gotten the other ones too. I went looking for em on aliexpress yesterday (someone asked where I got mine because I posted a clip with it recently and I had gotten mine from a chinese ebay seller probably some time around when this scene came out) and couldn't find them. Obviously there are other similarly slutty and cheap crop tops online, but I hate ordering clothes when I'm not already sure how they'll fit.
Anyways. Peak slutwear. I feel like I've seen em in a bunch of Hookup Hotshot scenes too. Which has always had such a distinct pervert fashion sense. The kind of junk that you sometimes see girls wearing in Sam Levinson's stuff like Assassination Nation or Euphoria. WHICH BRINGS THE TOPIC BACK TO THIS SCENE.
Chloe Cherry (the girl in the "popular slut club" top) was in the second season of Euphoria. That part is kinda well known (although I didn't realize it going into it and somehow didn't recognize her even as I was watching it despite literally already having at least one of her scenes saved on my computer), but the bonus fun fact that I don't think is as well known (and is wild to me) is that she did a Euphoria porno parody (that used to be on her account on pornhub, but I can't find it now) where she played Jules lmao (the show's trans girl) (she didn't wear a strap or pretend to be trans in it or anything like that).

Review of
gagsgirls goes wet, vitoria beatriz 4on1, bwc, atm, dap, extreme deepthroat, manhandle, rough, big gapes, buttrose, pee cocktail/drink /shower, cum in mouth, swallow gio2856Posted by
gooncultist (1 year ago)
another vitoria beatriz banger. group scenes in the greater legalporno diaspora always remind me (positively) of 2000s gonzo, there's zero glamour or pretense and everything feels slightly gross but that's how you know it's authentic. vitoria is perfect for it because she has literally endless stamina and i'm constantly amazed by how easily she can empty her stomach even though she does it in almost every scene

Reply by
BoringKate (1 year ago)
She's great! A definite contributor to me wanting to take a crack at doing some puke porn (which frustratingly can't be sold basically anywhere)

Review of
Nipple StimulationPosted by
sarahthuman (1 year ago)
Sometimes all you need is to look at boobs of unusual size and all the worlds problems melt away. Boobs are great and MillyMarks are no exception.

Review of
XL kitalpha analPosted by
sarahthuman (1 year ago)
They makes some really nice dildos these days its almost a shame to see such a pretty one of such proportions and lovely colourful design one get swallowed up by someone equally as pretty.... almost

Review of
Anal hitachi insertionPosted by
BoringKate (1 year ago)
I don't really get much out of vibrations, but a lot of tgirls seem to, so I have a hitachi for guests lol and I've been meaning to film a scene of me using it in some way. I even tried fitting it in my butthole one time and managed to do it (having it vibrate inside was nice, but again I really prefer even a short stroke over something just vibrating). I'm not sure that OnlyFans (which at some point started really cracking down on me and has a rule about shoving household objects into your holes) would allow me to use it anally in a scene though and I'm less motivated to bother doing something if I'm only able to sell it on ManyVids. It's like generally accepted that hitachis are sex toys (even if they aren't ALWAYS advertised or used that way), but they aren't meant to be used internally...

Reply by
BoringKate (1 year ago)
Tldr Tweetney is a good pup 10/10

Reply by
sarahthuman (1 year ago)
Silly OF everything should go in holes then out again then back in.

Review of
Sharing A Couple Of Cocks In Group PlayPosted by
gooncultist (1 year ago)
during the interview there's an extended discussion about the best word for vagina and khloe is adamant that it's "cunt" which is absolutely burned into my brain for some reason. anyway pretty solid scene!

Review of
Fucking the Vending Machine DudePosted by
sarahthuman (1 year ago)
I would watch this just for the fake product placement alone thats awesome. Great to see vending machine people getting the same love as pizza deliver guys and pool cleaners.