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Review of The Cow and Pig Kigurumi Collection
Posted by QueeredGender (6 months ago)I dunno folks, call me crazy but I think I'm picking up signs that Kate might just enjoy gaining weight /jkEnthusiasm truly is the name of the game in porn like this and she pays it off in spades in the fuckin' description before the video has even started. How could I NOT like a video where the creator throws in a cheerful "Ultra plump!" before it has even started?
Posted by QueeredGender (6 months ago)I dunno folks, call me crazy but I think I'm picking up signs that Kate might just enjoy gaining weight /jkEnthusiasm truly is the name of the game in porn like this and she pays it off in spades in the fuckin' description before the video has even started. How could I NOT like a video where the creator throws in a cheerful "Ultra plump!" before it has even started?
Reply by BoringKate (6 months ago)๐ฅฐ
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Review of Old Friend Mutual Masturbation
Posted by QueeredGender (6 months ago)As a fan of "two people who shouldn't be fucking... but they do" scenes, this feels like sampling a fine wine after putting up with Budweiser for years.The problem with mutual masturbation roleplay like this is they inevitably escalate to the two roleplay characters having penetrative sex, and it devolves into a generic virtual sex video divorced of the roleplay premise that made it interesting in the first place.Adora Bell keeps the roleplay going throughout. There is porn-y logic to it all, but that porn logic also comes with some degree of grounded realism. The scene is true to itself, if that makes sense. And that makes it exponentially hotter.
Posted by QueeredGender (6 months ago)As a fan of "two people who shouldn't be fucking... but they do" scenes, this feels like sampling a fine wine after putting up with Budweiser for years.The problem with mutual masturbation roleplay like this is they inevitably escalate to the two roleplay characters having penetrative sex, and it devolves into a generic virtual sex video divorced of the roleplay premise that made it interesting in the first place.Adora Bell keeps the roleplay going throughout. There is porn-y logic to it all, but that porn logic also comes with some degree of grounded realism. The scene is true to itself, if that makes sense. And that makes it exponentially hotter.
1 like received
Review of Big step-Mommy Milkers Cafe
Posted by QueeredGender (6 months ago)This typifies what makes Megan Daw such a special creator in the porn space. This entire scene is built around the fact that her and her co-star booked an AirBNB to film in, and upon arrival they found an over-built coffee nook. What looks and feels like a scene that was specifically set-dressed and planned out over weeks is, in fact, two horny creatives improvising their hearts out. There's an extra air of authenticity and urgency when co-stars have the kind of chemistry where they fuck in their free time off camera and are on the same improv wavelength.
Posted by QueeredGender (6 months ago)This typifies what makes Megan Daw such a special creator in the porn space. This entire scene is built around the fact that her and her co-star booked an AirBNB to film in, and upon arrival they found an over-built coffee nook. What looks and feels like a scene that was specifically set-dressed and planned out over weeks is, in fact, two horny creatives improvising their hearts out. There's an extra air of authenticity and urgency when co-stars have the kind of chemistry where they fuck in their free time off camera and are on the same improv wavelength.
1 like received
Review of Hazel Heartโs DP Debut: Triple BBC Domination
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)She's fuckin adorable! Big fan of her happy trail too!Great girl! Great scene! 10/10!
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)She's fuckin adorable! Big fan of her happy trail too!Great girl! Great scene! 10/10!
Review of Out Of The Bath And Into Bed
Posted by strokezombie (6 months ago)Abigaiil Morris got facefucked very well by mick blue. Most cock in mouth was facefucking. She is a treat to watch with the ahegao face she makes on face closeups. Mick Blue drilled her down non-stop and finally came on her fat fun bags.
Posted by strokezombie (6 months ago)Abigaiil Morris got facefucked very well by mick blue. Most cock in mouth was facefucking. She is a treat to watch with the ahegao face she makes on face closeups. Mick Blue drilled her down non-stop and finally came on her fat fun bags.
1 like received
Review of Sweet Pussy Juice
Posted by spoon (7 months ago)The way that Abigaiil's insane proportions even make Lily Lou's body look reasonable by comparison is really impressive.
Posted by spoon (7 months ago)The way that Abigaiil's insane proportions even make Lily Lou's body look reasonable by comparison is really impressive.
Reply by BoringKate (6 months ago)They really are both incredible!
2 likes received
1 like received
Review of Deep Sloppy Anal Tentacle
Posted by BoringKate (7 months ago)Undeniably top notch porn, but I'm always so like "wtf" when girls center their whole brand around having a boyfriend.Literally nobody is watching because of him, babe! He's not even in most of your scenes! Did he make you name your accounts that way? What happens if you two break up? He seems possessive and controlling! You should break up with him!Great porn tho!
Posted by BoringKate (7 months ago)Undeniably top notch porn, but I'm always so like "wtf" when girls center their whole brand around having a boyfriend.Literally nobody is watching because of him, babe! He's not even in most of your scenes! Did he make you name your accounts that way? What happens if you two break up? He seems possessive and controlling! You should break up with him!Great porn tho!
3 likes received
Review of Mr Hankey's XL Atlas
Posted by sarahthuman (7 months ago)dang just dang that is just so impressive, the human body is a wonder it's almost as big as her, dang!!I also love her outfit so much rainbow coloured and minimal perfect for any occasion
Posted by sarahthuman (7 months ago)dang just dang that is just so impressive, the human body is a wonder it's almost as big as her, dang!!I also love her outfit so much rainbow coloured and minimal perfect for any occasion
1 like received
Review of Nikki Benz Sales Manager
Posted by sarahthuman (7 months ago)Remember when homes had dedicated computer room/office not that this isn't a legit bossiness office in a business setting. Now a days you have to have your work affairs in under ten minutes so Teams doesn't say your away, the corporate world needs to be more accommodating for casual sex.
Posted by sarahthuman (7 months ago)Remember when homes had dedicated computer room/office not that this isn't a legit bossiness office in a business setting. Now a days you have to have your work affairs in under ten minutes so Teams doesn't say your away, the corporate world needs to be more accommodating for casual sex.
1 like received
Reply by BoringKate (7 months ago)100%! Jenezial rules!
Reply by sarahthuman (7 months ago)Jenezial is very lovely
1 like received
Review of Allanah Gets Off WIth Gia
Posted by CleverSexName69 (7 months ago)Mostly I just wanted to post something again. Allanah Starr and Gia Darling were/are goddesses though.Also, it's a shame these old scenes don't have a proper video preview anymore
Posted by CleverSexName69 (7 months ago)Mostly I just wanted to post something again. Allanah Starr and Gia Darling were/are goddesses though.Also, it's a shame these old scenes don't have a proper video preview anymore
2 likes received
Review of GMEM-039
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)I would be so good at being a failed Interpol agent. I would completely abstain from from the actual assigned work and get immediately captured by perverts.
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)I would be so good at being a failed Interpol agent. I would completely abstain from from the actual assigned work and get immediately captured by perverts.
Review of MIAB-526
Posted by swampert (8 months ago)hmmmm it seems i can no longer add scenes from javtrailers.... okay well let's do this the old fashioned way for now. miab-526 is pretty stellar but almost lost me when the guy actually got to have sex with her - thank god that was just a dream! talk about what could've been an instant fantasy ruiner! i do love his absolute sadsack faces throughout this, real pathetic wet cat energy, and kitamura is of course doing incredible work as the unattainable hot neighbor
Posted by swampert (8 months ago)hmmmm it seems i can no longer add scenes from javtrailers.... okay well let's do this the old fashioned way for now. miab-526 is pretty stellar but almost lost me when the guy actually got to have sex with her - thank god that was just a dream! talk about what could've been an instant fantasy ruiner! i do love his absolute sadsack faces throughout this, real pathetic wet cat energy, and kitamura is of course doing incredible work as the unattainable hot neighbor
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)Thanks for the heads up!I fixed javtrailers scraping (it was a quick and easy fix, but unfortunately now it's super slow and reliant on third party service just like scraping scenes from evil angels etc), added the movie to the database, and then used my godlike admin powers to retroactively attach your review to it :3
Reply by swampert (8 months ago)wow! i always hoped to discover there was a benevolent god out there using her powers for pornly good, thank you!
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Review of Dedicated Gooner
Posted by swampert (8 months ago)great clip with an incredible thesis: jerking off more makes you a better and more admirable person! this is so true!! sort of a "the nerds of today will be the ceos of tomorrow" style statement for people who aren't invested in capitalism and are invested in hot women calling them losers and good boys at the same time (which, sure, i'm a good girl, but that doesn't mean i can't fetishize getting called a good boy! i'm multiface- WAIT review cancelled i just noticed the complete flowers of evil collection in the background. immediate 11/10 stars, oshimi fans stay gooning
Posted by swampert (8 months ago)great clip with an incredible thesis: jerking off more makes you a better and more admirable person! this is so true!! sort of a "the nerds of today will be the ceos of tomorrow" style statement for people who aren't invested in capitalism and are invested in hot women calling them losers and good boys at the same time (which, sure, i'm a good girl, but that doesn't mean i can't fetishize getting called a good boy! i'm multiface- WAIT review cancelled i just noticed the complete flowers of evil collection in the background. immediate 11/10 stars, oshimi fans stay gooning
1 like received
Review of Vibrating My Prostate
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)New scene just dropped. Reviewed so that you all see it. Have fun getting advertised to, gooners! ๐
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)New scene just dropped. Reviewed so that you all see it. Have fun getting advertised to, gooners! ๐
2 likes received
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)She's adorable and I've got a big appreciation for any porno featuring skater girls (even just girls nervously rolling forward for a moment on a board)!
2 likes received
1 like received
Review of Sexy Lacey Loves to do Doggy!
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)I'm showing my age, but I had such a thing for Lacey DuValle as a teen. I hope she's doing well wherever she is these days!
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)I'm showing my age, but I had such a thing for Lacey DuValle as a teen. I hope she's doing well wherever she is these days!
1 like received
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